June 30, 2013   72,161 notes

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February 24, 2013   48 notes
I JUST WON THE OSCAR FOR PRESENTING THE OSCAR TO DANIEL DAY LEWIS

I JUST WON THE OSCAR FOR PRESENTING THE OSCAR TO DANIEL DAY LEWIS

February 24, 2013   18 notes

CLOONEY LOOKS LIKE SHIT SUCK IT CLOONEY

February 22, 2013   39 notes
Makin a kickstarter for my new film and smokin a j this movie is gonna be huge, its already nominated for Oscars #art

Makin a kickstarter for my new film and smokin a j this movie is gonna be huge, its already nominated for Oscars #art

February 21, 2013   22 notes
now I’m chill with gingers I’m chill with Tilda we chill but THIS BITCH AINT CHILL. JESSICA CUMSTAIN is talking shit about me tellin people i’m not even nominated for an Oscar even though i most likely am AND I HEARD SHE GOT RED PUBES FUCKIN GROSS.  Oh ya and where your eyebrows at? i slashed your tires that was me btw oh and guess what this bitch drives a volvo
xoxo
meryl

now I’m chill with gingers I’m chill with Tilda we chill but THIS BITCH AINT CHILL. JESSICA CUMSTAIN is talking shit about me tellin people i’m not even nominated for an Oscar even though i most likely am AND I HEARD SHE GOT RED PUBES FUCKIN GROSS.  Oh ya and where your eyebrows at? i slashed your tires that was me btw oh and guess what this bitch drives a volvo

xoxo

meryl

February 20, 2013   70 notes
fuck i dunno im probably nominated 4 some shit. i dont check i’m 2 busy.  what movies did i even do this year? I remember fucking tommy lee jones a lot, was that this year? was I in Lincoln? who cares, IM FUCKIN NOMINATED SEE YOU SUNDAY IM ON BATH SALTS RIGHT NOW

fuck i dunno im probably nominated 4 some shit. i dont check i’m 2 busy.  what movies did i even do this year? I remember fucking tommy lee jones a lot, was that this year? was I in Lincoln? who cares, IM FUCKIN NOMINATED SEE YOU SUNDAY IM ON BATH SALTS RIGHT NOW

September 27, 2012   30 notes
I wan fuck matt damon but never even looks at me or knows who i am :( :( matt if u r reading i’m real tight 4 my age (if u know what I mean) (vagina) :( 

I wan fuck matt damon but never even looks at me or knows who i am :( :( matt if u r reading i’m real tight 4 my age (if u know what I mean) (vagina) :( 

September 13, 2012   518 notes
SO WHAT? SOMETIMES IMMA DOG.  YALL CAN HATE BUT IM 2 BUSY SHAPE SHIFTIN MOTHA FUCKAS.  it’s chill

SO WHAT? SOMETIMES IMMA DOG.  YALL CAN HATE BUT IM 2 BUSY SHAPE SHIFTIN MOTHA FUCKAS.  it’s chill

September 9, 2012   25 notes
I’M GETTIN PAIDDDDDDD damn.  I just got all this cash monayyy and I dont know what I’mma do with it. fuck charity mama needs a 2nd jet ski cuz mah 1st one is all ghetto now.  n e 1 wanna go jet ski ing ?  I keep inviting TLJ to go jet skiing and he’s always busy, man i know he ain’t busy fuck him he’s probably fuckin that fat ass wife U COULDA HAD ALL OF THIS STREEPY GOODNESS BUT U AINT HITTIN IT. no one’s hittin this lately and i dont know why :(

I’M GETTIN PAIDDDDDDD damn.  I just got all this cash monayyy and I dont know what I’mma do with it. fuck charity mama needs a 2nd jet ski cuz mah 1st one is all ghetto now.  n e 1 wanna go jet ski ing ?  I keep inviting TLJ to go jet skiing and he’s always busy, man i know he ain’t busy fuck him he’s probably fuckin that fat ass wife U COULDA HAD ALL OF THIS STREEPY GOODNESS BUT U AINT HITTIN IT. no one’s hittin this lately and i dont know why :(

August 21, 2012   16 notes
ok so obama loves george clooney and clooney’s goin around saying they r bff well i dont care fuck you clooney.  clooney sniffed up obamas butt for like months and bought him all these vespas until obama was finally like OK FINE ILL HANG OUT WITU.  I didn’t even answer the phone when obama first called me, i thought it was my dog walker’s son. and sometimes i still dont pick up his calls cuz im super busy but we tight. 

ok so obama loves george clooney and clooney’s goin around saying they r bff well i dont care fuck you clooney.  clooney sniffed up obamas butt for like months and bought him all these vespas until obama was finally like OK FINE ILL HANG OUT WITU.  I didn’t even answer the phone when obama first called me, i thought it was my dog walker’s son. and sometimes i still dont pick up his calls cuz im super busy but we tight.